Give Me Some
Ok, there are few things I hate more than idiots who waste money. Now, I'm not talking about just a little waste here and a little there, I'm talking about a million here, and a million there. I mean, why not just give it to me?? The spawn of this topic is the news of Mike Tyson going broke. How? No one is really sure and it’s not all from lawsuits and legal payments, in fact, it’s estimated that over 300million of it was just wasted. I don't know about you, but I wouldn't have minded a good 50k of that in my pocket. That’s what spawned the topic but here is where I have fun. The biggest waste of money that I know of is Michael Jackson buying certain Beatles songs. Now, I'm not only angry about that because he just roasted enough money for me to start a circus of midgets but it’s also because he has no fucking right to those songs. He didn't earn them. I was a strong anti-Michael before that but now I hope he gets in a car wreck and burns to death for what he has done. Grrr. So, some may say, well, that’s why people get rich so they can buy what they want but the thing is, there are fine lines between need, want and just being fucked up. If I end up filthy rich I won't say I won’t be driving a Lamborghini and living in a multi-million dollar house but I won't be burning in casinos or buying the rights to songs for one reason: your money goes no where. Now, the smart bitch would take his money and start a casino, not waste it at one. As you can tell I am greatly angered by these sons of bitches that just don't get it. Till next time, peace out and don't die.
Sex Symbols Are Always Fake
I read an article this morning about how Shania Twain thinks she is a sex symbol and as I dwelled upon this truly worthless article I found out the secret to becoming an American sex symbol and these are the requirements as follows: You must have blondish thinking abilities, you must have some sort of implants or other surgery and someone else who is telling you what to say. That’s about it and wham, your on MTV or some other show looking all pretty and acting all big. Big fuckin whoop. The key is, is that most of them have done almost nothing them selves and its just other people using them to make money for themselves but their too blondish to know that. So you say, well what about the artists like Shania? And I say, go hit your head on the wall. Why? Cause she is not only all of the above but she’s not even an artist, she doesn't write her songs, she just sings which is the only thing natural about her. So let’s say that like 1% of sex symbols are truly natural, can anyone name one? Didn't think so. So even statistics is proven wrong here. If you disagree then please email me with your resentments and make my day. Until next time, peace out and don't die.
Vengeance Will Be Mine
There is nothing I hate more than idiots who use code that they know is not working 100%. These idiots have cause two of my posts to disappear, the history one and another short daily post. I am hoping that these will reappear when they fix the bug because that damn history post was absolutely massive. If not, I will have my vengeance!!! Another thing I'm tired of is idiots that are way outa their mind. This lady called my favorite radio station today and went on and on about how Robert Redford wants to marry her daughter and then kill her to get her out of his way because she is part black and apparently Robert is racist. But it gets better; Robert wants to be president and wants her daughter to be the first lady her daughter learned law at a school called "Duke at Chapel Hill" in northern England. Was scary is she sounded like she meant it and there are reports of her calling the cops asking for guards on her house. She needs the nutter house definently. Well, that’s it for now, possibly more later tonight. Till then, peace out and don't die.
Getting Married is a Bitch
I mean, really, if I had to click on the bastard any more then I would have had to tell Ketimnd to back off cause I was going to attack him. But we got married and she took on my last name, Stormhammer, and we were happy. Now most of you have re-read that last bit a few times already and have checked against the link for this site on the last name bit and are really thrown by the clicking deal. Do I really care? No. But I'll explain anyways just so you won't feel as worthless as you are: its in a game, it’s that simple. Understand? If not, well, just go run off to Spindlehalla and enjoy yourself... Ok, most of that last stuff is full of inside jokes that few will get but that’s ok, that’s why they are inside jokes. Today I went mini-putting as many of you may already know and it was cool, only one thing was odd. One guy was a Jew. Now I don't have anything against Jews, its just he’s the only the second one I've ever met. The last one I didn't know was a Jew and I offended him but lets not get into that *evil maniacal grin* But it was cool, I scored so high I would have passed a test but instead I lost. Now for today’s news: SOMEONE FLEW AIRPLANES INTO THE WTC!!! ITS WW3 COME EARLY!!! I THINK BUSH MIGHT START A WAR!!! (That was put there for a lack of anything interesting happening today if you were confused) Well, until next time, peace out and don't die.
The Today Show
Well, as my day does not begin until the sun sets and I have enough caffeine flowing through my veins to make Santa run the mile in 5 minutes flat, I'm technically writing this post about noon to me. Well, it appears I'm going to be going and hanging out with one of the guys I met at that thing I went to a few days ago where I met that chick. That last sentence is about as unclear as they come but that’s your problem, not mine. Well, what’s odd about that is that I haven't started school again yet which is normally when I meet people in a new place. We are going to mini-putt and hopefully this will lead to hanging out with Jordan & Co. more often, I hope but the wise man knows that hopes are dreams and dreams are dust in the wind. On a more violent topic, I found my reverse-hold single edge long-blade and have been having fun stabbing and slashing boxes, great stress reliever I must say and I highly recommend it just don't do what my friend did... he missed and stabbed his leg. I thought it was funny but he didn't, he just refused to be optimistic about it *evil grin* Well, that’s it for tonight; I think I'm just gona fade to nothing playing games. Till tomorrow, peace out and don't die.
The Recently Relieved Bob Hope
Ok, now that title sounds really optimistic right? I mean, the poor bastard just bit the dust and choked on it. Now for the reason of the title. All these people are like "Oh, I'm so sad he passed away, he was such a good man" and "he did SO much for the military" or "he deserved to be an honorary veteran." Just shut the fuck up. Let’s think about this people. First, the guy was in no way funny, he was just rich and thought he was. Secondly, I don't think he would have been going out to entertain military installations if he wasn't video taping the shows and selling the rights to them for hundreds of thousands of dollars to homeland TV stations. That’s the only damn reason he kept going back for all those years. It wasn't because he loved the troops or cause it helped the nation it was because because he was making the big Gs off of it and I don't know about you but I would take a week out of my year to add a million or two to my wallet too. Now, I'm not saying that this guy had no patriotism but he was just another average Joe, not Buzz Light-year on steroids. Well, that’s all for tonight folks. Until next time peace out and don't die.
ASS - (A)merican (S)chools (S)uck
The American school system. It’s all based on what the standard American can learn. Well, that’s great they say right? I mean, who can't learn according to the standard? Allot of people really. If you talk to kids who excelled in the eighth and ninth grade range whose grades dropped after that you will find its not that they stopped working because they were playing too many video games or doing drugs, its because school got boring, its too easy OR its because they really excel in one subject but the system wont let them take advantage of that so they become discouraged. I am one of those. I am a mathematical person by nature yet my school made me take Algebra 2 again in my junior year of high school because the methods and formulas I had devised from the eighth thru ninth grade were too different from theirs which also forced me to drop my favorite class, very depressing. The last time I had taken Algebra 2 in the tenth grade I scored a ninety nine in the class and that’s just because the teacher won’t let you get a hundred percent. Pretty absurd I would say. Now, I also don't do well in languages and I tell my guidance councilor this and he says, "We teach the languages by the national standard, what do you mean you’re having troubles with it?" I wanted to hit the guy. Now I'm going to jump topic a little and reconnect the previous with the next soon enough. Ok, there are a lot of dying trades now in America that could be so much more advanced if people taught what they knew to someone else like advanced metal work, wood work, areas based mathematical work, scientific research and so on and so forth. The few people that really get far and find out a lot of information, tricks and other associated materials take a lot of this stuff to the grave with them. Not too good for the advancement of the nation ehh? Well, what about apprenticeships? I mean, why not take kids that can really only do mathematical stuff and instead of having them do high school why not give them an apprenticeship in more advanced stuff then votech. So, why don't kids take votech like they have been, some people say, if they can excel in certain areas like mechanics but not in the rest? Because votech only teaches enough mechanics to get you a job, not to be in major demand in the job market. If votech was expanded into an apprenticeship system where the government would pay people in professions like engine design to take on apprentices who excel in the area then we would have far more kids emerging from high school more useful to the job market. So why isn't this happening because I can tell you it’s already been brought up: Because people think that the system we have now is perfect. Come on people, what the hell are you saying? We’ve had this system for less then a hundred years, how are we going to know if it really works or not yet? Well, that’s my public bashing of the day, I hope all the readers enjoy. And until next time, peace out and don't die.
I want a list!
Ok, I was unpacking boxes upon boxes of shit twenty minutes ago and I got bored and figured I would read other peoples Blogs so I went to Blogger.com and couldn't find anyway to see a list of Blogs or search for Blogs. Duno, I'm going to assume that there's one there and I'm just too damn stupid to find it. Later tonight I plan on posting a spiffy little spiel I have for my view of the American school system and yes, I do know more then any school administrator about the school system of America because I've gone to so many of them cause I'm military. This is really an excerpt from an essay I got a detention for cause my teacher and administrator thought it was rebellious. Till then, peace out and don't die.
PS: I'm gona go in and redo the html code for my Blog site, I think it currently looks like the inside of a baboons ass.
In the beggining there was me...
Wow, I own my very own Blog, I feel special! Not really but lets get on with why I made this. As the world can see its Me Vs. The World as I have a lot of problems with it so now a bunch of people like me who have nothing to do are going to be reading this and its possible someone who is truly interested in what I think will read this and I will be temporarily moved by their care. Now, I didn't know what the fuck a Blog was until a few days ago when I read an article about them in a magazine so I started writing entries on my computer until I got internet access in my new house so they are all dated with when I wrote them so don't get too confused. Now, forward hoe!
